Posted 9 hours ago

scribeling:

Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.

That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.

I had no idea people experienced that with their libido and sexuality.
As someone who experiences that food issue on an almost daily basis…I am so, so sorry.

Posted 10 hours ago

waffleawful:

damnit ebay first my parents and now you

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted 11 hours ago
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

Posted 11 hours ago

Just ate some delicious rock candy.  Said treat was cotton candy flavored.

I just ate some sugar flavored sugar.

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

You kidding me?  Right as the fireworks end on the 4th, Christmas shit comes out.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

Jesus Christ Superstar…wow.

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

Jesus Christ Superstar…wow.

Posted 1 day ago

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

WHY IS RESUME PAPER SO MOTHER FLIPPIN’ EXPENSIVE I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IF YOU’RE BUYING THAT SHIT IT MEANS YOU HAVE NO JOB AND THUS NO MONEY!

Posted 1 day ago

peabodysfedora:

titillatingtubist replied to your post “DUDE YOU TOTALLY REMIND ME OF STEVE ROGERS! (please dont hurt me)”

I STILL LOVE YOU!

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I love you toooooooo <3

I’m not sure who’s who in this gif, but I approve either way.

Posted 1 day ago

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

Me.  Completely and utterly me.

Posted 1 day ago

timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate

(Source: natama-men)

Posted 2 days ago
she put a note on my Australia one “I told her how afraid you were of your idols!” Dr. S why would you do that to me
HA!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!