damnit ebay first my parents and now you
Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.
That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.
I had no idea people experienced that with their libido and sexuality.
As someone who experiences that food issue on an almost daily basis…I am so, so sorry.
Just ate some delicious rock candy. Said treat was cotton candy flavored.
I just ate some sugar flavored sugar.
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
You kidding me? Right as the fireworks end on the 4th, Christmas shit comes out.
WHY IS RESUME PAPER SO MOTHER FLIPPIN’ EXPENSIVE I MEAN SERIOUSLY, IF YOU’RE BUYING THAT SHIT IT MEANS YOU HAVE NO JOB AND THUS NO MONEY!
titillatingtubist replied to your post “DUDE YOU TOTALLY REMIND ME OF STEVE ROGERS! (please dont hurt me)”I STILL LOVE YOU!
I love you toooooooo <3
I’m not sure who’s who in this gif, but I approve either way.